Herbal wellness, outlaw-style —
teas, tinctures, and body care crafted with real plants.

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OUTLAW FAVES

Daily outlaw fuel. A mineral-rich, caffeine-free infusion for energy, skin, and strength.

SIP YOUR GREENS

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Herbal firepower for sore muscles, tension, and long days. No fake junk—just real relief.

MUSCLE MELT BALM

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Herb-infused bacon treats for your ride-or-die. Calming, nourishing, tail-wagging good.

COMFORT PUP BITES

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The Outlaws began the day I saw Red Dye 40 swirling in my daughter’s bath water.

That was my wake-up call—products marketed as “fun” or “natural” were hiding toxins.

Outlaws once lived outside the law. Today, we do the same—because the shelves aren’t as safe as you’d think. Real protection doesn’t come from big agencies; it comes from what you make yourself—or from someone you trust to do it right.

That’s why I built The Outlaws Apothecary: herbal teas, body care, and remedies crafted with real plants, zero garbage.

Small batches. Loud integrity. Nothing fake. Nothing toxic.

Jordan—Founder/Formulator